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Gift, left 7/21

[loudon lou 🌱]

[a painting of Miss Christopher (pretend it looks like her) in a little thrifted wood frame and a note:]

Rory,

Love you buddy!

xoxo, Lou

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

Hello, Mr. Fairfax. Or Rory. Whichever suits you best.

If you have the time, can you please list for me all of Colin Jorgenborg's worst qualities?

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

and you're

DM | 7/25 - 11pm

[hulled Evan Finch]

What do I do if Would you be willing to like Are you any good at giving adv I’ve been looking into this Rufus person

I might be interested in adopting a cat.

DM | 7/25 - 11pm

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] cafe's closed.

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

[After receiving this soft launch invite]

I think I might have gotten an invite meant for someone else?

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

what's yours for

DM, 2/3 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

I'm RSVPing, but I can go solo if you don't want to go.

DM, 2/3 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

mr kirkby are you asking me out

left under rory's door 8/6

[beautyfull crysta (not the crow one)]

[This song has been stuck in Crysta's head for like a full day now so she overnight shipped this postcard and simply wrote all the lyrics to the song down on the inside and like a freak slid it under his door with no identifying information. It is distinctly her handwriting so if anyone knows that she's done for. Revenge.]

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

[After this]

I think I'm losin' it, Ror

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're gonna be FINE

DM - 8/9, once Rory has had some time to settle in once he's back

[loudon lou 🌱]

So I wasn't hallucinating after all, btw.

DM - 8/9

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

did y'all hook up

DM - 8/14

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm heading out. Want me to bring back bagels or poutine or anything?

DM - 8/14

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

just you home safe with a brain full of new knowledge n a phone full of hot docs' numbers. please

Gift, delivered after Lou gets back from Montréal 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

[A dozen assorted Montréal bagels and a fancy bottle of wine (presumably to share with Rufus)]

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

boo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thanks 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 how were the nerds????????

DM - 8/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I have the pens.

DM - 8/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you'd make a shit drug dealer

Gift, left 8/29

[failson whit, lightly repressed mall goth 🐀]

[a letterpress housewarming card and a homemade lasagna]

Welcome to the 4th floor!

Whit.

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

So, like. Rest assured this isn't a cry for help or anything, just a hypothetical—how bad would shit have to get before you'd consider ditching?

Also: how's the new place?

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

um. i can answer both but can we start with one and then do the other cause the whiplash in the tone's gonna make me need physio

DM 8/31

[buffdebuff buffdebuff]

Have you been telling people about the fanfiction?

DM 8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] can you be more specific at all

5/9

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Good luck today. Take lots of notes.

5/9

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

thanks babe. i've already got some n it's of all the things folks've thought i was that weren't "student". you're lookin at dad to at least 4 different teens and maybe a graphic design prof.

DM, 9/6

[nolitangere jack jung, bugfucker 2]

Okay, Lou Birthday Bash Menu rough draft 1.0 (all vegan):

tofu skewers

chili baked potatoes

stuffed flatbread

potato croquettes

roasted chickpeas

carrot cake (probably pre-sliced into bites or something? cupcakes will get squashed)

All of this can be pretty easily transported if we split carrying things between enough people. And everything can be prepped beforehand and warmed up over a campfire.

DM, 9/6

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] shit i barely had time to make coffee between yesterday n now and you've got a whole feast laid out

ding-dong ditched outside 406, 9/7

[nolitangere jack jung, bugfucker 2]

A nice-but-not-fancy standard deck from Stamp of Approval, wrapped in kraft paper. Jack figures Rory and Rufus can use it when they're waiting around at the airport—because when the both of them disappeared that one week, they went abroad together, right? 🤔🤔🤔 Written on the kraft paper wrapping is,

Thanks for your help with the cake!
- Guy in 405

DM - 10/1

[loudon lou 🌱]

Just checking in to make sure y'all are okay and ain't been eaten by giraffes or whatever's going on out there.

DM - 10/1

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

cody n me're having a disagreement cause i won't let her make all the new friends. you??

DM - 10/26

[loudon lou 🌱]

So are y'all being cowboys at Crysta's thing?

DM - 10/26

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

what way

DM 10/26

[seawater dr tattooed waterballoon]

Hey!

DM 10/26

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

why
what
hi???

DM 11/30

[mxpotatohead vidalia, formerly a cloud]

Mr. Rory why did Tuvix have to die

DM 11/30

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] like tuvok n neelix or that fish i rassled