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idk. ru's hot when he's happy and the food'll be incredible but on the other hand i'd rather move to LA and become a paparazzi then chuck myself into the sun?????? what about you.

That's quite the dilemma.

I'll probably go? It seems rude not to? But maybe I should bring someone who can appreciate food more.

roped myself a cowboy n he turned out to be one of those fancy ones.

yeah boo i agree you should definitely find a hot date 🙂

Well, I mean you know he's got great taste if he's into you.

No, not like a date.

that's like the most questionable thing about him.

like a hot hot date 🙂

Are you kidding me? You're a fine wine, boo.

Nobody is interested in me like that, but people like free food, that's all I meant by it. But if it's gonna be a Thing, I won't do it.

i'm the bud light you find stashed in the back of your fridge 3 months after a cookout

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You're down-to-earth, and he clearly likes that.

Ugh, fine. I'm not inviting anyone.

pulled myself up by my bootstraps, he gets to yank me around by other kinds of straps, it's a good deal

no you should [...] who though

See? That's appealing!

No idea.

fuck yeah it is

[...] tom? [...] auggie [...] isaiah???

Clearly your fancy cowboy agrees!

I don't want to invite any of them if they're going to think it's a date.

then don't say "it's a date"??????? [...] would you invite any of em though

Edited Date: 2023-08-03 03:01 am (UTC)

See, I thought I could do that, but now I'm all up in my head about it.

I would invite any of them if it wasn't going to make shit weird.

they're all cool. isaiah said he's sure my dick's magic but it doesn't turn guys liminal and i was like "thanks bro that's real cool of you to say"

[...] That is really cool of him to say but what was the context of this conversation?

i asked him if my dick can turn guys liminal [...] or like i guess more my ass cause i was bottom city back then but ykwim

Edited (link ooc) Date: 2023-08-03 03:11 am (UTC)

But your ass doesn't turn guys liminal either, right?

nah it's a work of art but it's just a regular ass

That would be quite the superpower if it did work like that, though.

think about how many guys'd be liminal if i could do that????

Would it work like vampires though, where you'd be connected forever after turning 'em?

hang on let me see how many exes're

yeah no shit it would

You'd have a whole liminal harem.

nah baby i was born to be in the harem, not run the place.

anyways [...] yeah like i said isaiah doesn't suck like i thought he might's is all

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