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DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

nah it's a work of art but it's just a regular ass

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

That would be quite the superpower if it did work like that, though.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

think about how many guys'd be liminal if i could do that????

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

Would it work like vampires though, where you'd be connected forever after turning 'em?

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

hang on let me see how many exes're




yeah no shit it would

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

You'd have a whole liminal harem.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

nah baby i was born to be in the harem, not run the place.

anyways [...] yeah like i said isaiah doesn't suck like i thought he might's is all

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

Isaiah's fine, but I'm sure he doesn't want to hang with some old guy all night.

[...] I'll ask Auggie. But like, all respectful-like.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

y'all're only 10 years apart or something. it's not that bad

fuck yeah my betrothed!!

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

He's got that wedding ring sometimes, so I don't want him to think I'm ill-mannered or anything.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you???????? never!!!

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm respectful of boundaries✨

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're such a fuckin gentleman

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

I try!

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

the two of you'd look so good too. sweepin through the party with your huge brains.

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'mma look like a himbo next to Auggie.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

WOW

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

LOUDON ERROL SWEETAPPLE PHD

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

WE'RE A NOBLE

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

AND STORIED BREED

Re: DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

SAY IT WITH A LIL BIT MORE RESPECT.

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

please

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

I meant it as a compliment!!!

Maybe I wanna be a himbo, you ever think of that??

DM - 8/2

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok dr try-hard

DM - 8/2

[loudon lou 🌱]

If I could trade in my PhD for having a great ass and a great personality, I would!