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7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

Goddamn it.

Dr. Isaiah St. Germaine. Any recognition there?

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] did i miss an appointment

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

No. You're too healthy to need my specialty.

Do you remember Dr. Colin Jorgenborg at all?

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

debatable but ok doc.

how could i forget

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

You're fine, I promise.

You used to date him, didn't you? He broke your heart?

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...]




lookin to mend it?

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I

Well. I

Mr. Fairfax, you've never expressed any

I don't know if




Can we [......] shelve that particular conversation for now?

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

sure whatever but why else bring up broken hearts??

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I [...] just heard that he hurt you. And someone I know was interested in him. I thought you could provide some insight.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] ok so the thing's that i kind of have a policy of not talking big shit about my exes. nobody i dated for more than a min was an actual villain so past venting to my bff sometimes it's a live n let live kind of situation

i get looking out for your friend and that's a good quality and they're lucky to have you on their side but if they can put up with pretentious princeton kids they should go for the fuckin at least cause that was 💯👌🥵🔥

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

That's actually very healthy. The people who complain the most about their exes are usually the one who was the problem.

[...] The friend is me. And I do know about [...] the [...] benefits of a one night stand with this particular individual. And he's actually not as tall as he says he is.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

d'you know any compliments besides "healthy"

ohhhh noooooooooo you bought into the 6'6???????? rule 1 of hookin up, never trust grindr measurements

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I [...] could use a lot of more flattering adjectives for you, but it's not the right time.

Ah, no, I met him through work colleagues. Ordinarily I can know someone's exact measurements and mass, but I was slightly inebriated at the time. Not a state of mind I usually pursue.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

sorry yeah sorry shelving my brain's all over the place today. sorry

so you [...] want to get railed by his not 6'6 frame again and you want me to tell you he was a bad bf

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

No, it's fine. I understand. You don't need to apologize to me.

I don't [...] want to be tempted to make a bad decision right now, and this one seems like it could be easily solved. Then I can move on to talking myself out of other alluring mistakes.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok well good news for you, NV's a pretty far drive from OK so it's not like you can send a "you up" and have him on your doorstep in a snap. plus lou n ru both talked me out of bending over last time colin came round and i feel pretty good about that now it happened

who else???????? i wanna help and i think i might be on a roll

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I'll assume if you are convinced, it was solid. I'm not going to send him anything.

But... I don't know if anyone else I'm thinking about would be receptive. Dating coworkers is a bad idea anyway.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i'd fuck almost anybody so whatever they said must've been PRETTY convincing

bro you live in a dome. get laid