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[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

That's actually very healthy. The people who complain the most about their exes are usually the one who was the problem.

[...] The friend is me. And I do know about [...] the [...] benefits of a one night stand with this particular individual. And he's actually not as tall as he says he is.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

d'you know any compliments besides "healthy"

ohhhh noooooooooo you bought into the 6'6???????? rule 1 of hookin up, never trust grindr measurements

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I [...] could use a lot of more flattering adjectives for you, but it's not the right time.

Ah, no, I met him through work colleagues. Ordinarily I can know someone's exact measurements and mass, but I was slightly inebriated at the time. Not a state of mind I usually pursue.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

sorry yeah sorry shelving my brain's all over the place today. sorry

so you [...] want to get railed by his not 6'6 frame again and you want me to tell you he was a bad bf

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

No, it's fine. I understand. You don't need to apologize to me.

I don't [...] want to be tempted to make a bad decision right now, and this one seems like it could be easily solved. Then I can move on to talking myself out of other alluring mistakes.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok well good news for you, NV's a pretty far drive from OK so it's not like you can send a "you up" and have him on your doorstep in a snap. plus lou n ru both talked me out of bending over last time colin came round and i feel pretty good about that now it happened

who else???????? i wanna help and i think i might be on a roll

7/21

[stgermaine dr. isaiah st. germaine]

I'll assume if you are convinced, it was solid. I'm not going to send him anything.

But... I don't know if anyone else I'm thinking about would be receptive. Dating coworkers is a bad idea anyway.

7/21

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i'd fuck almost anybody so whatever they said must've been PRETTY convincing

bro you live in a dome. get laid