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8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

good. [...] big. big but good. [...] it's real fuckin nice actually. kinda kicking myself that it took me so long to get that i could have this but y'all know how i feel about what-if territory so

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

But you have it now, and it's good, so that's great! Happy for y'all.

You need me to make you a dining room table or anything?

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're gonna have to talk to my decorator. my job's to say "sure darlin that sounds great" cause i know i ain't got a lick of sense when it comes to that stuff.

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

Seems like a good arrangement. I'll check in with him.

Neighbours good?

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

make sure you say i sent you maybe he'll cut you a deal.

not as good as they used to be 🙁

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

Ooh la la, I'm an insider.

It's too quiet here. Thinking about starting a band just to fill the silence.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ooh do it so i can stand on my balcony n shout "YOU RASCALS BETTER KEEP IT DOWN!!!"

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

Ooooh, that'd be great. Especially since y'all don't have a lawn to tell me to get off of.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you can trample my lawn anyday, boo

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

Aww shucks, y'all know how I feel about the tyranny of monoculture lawns.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

🥰

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

If I were a supervillain, I would destroy golf courses.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you'd get so many groupies for it too.

[...] so about that hypothetical though

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

Careful, don't wanna turn this into a cult.

Yeah? You got any thoughts on it?

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

idk do you

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

I asked you first.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

yeah but you always say you're only here cause of me so i wanna know what YOU think

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

I think half the Research Department would feed us to the rift creatures just to see what would happen, so I think if anyone's gonna think about our own self-preservation, it's gotta be us.

You know me, I always like to have a contingency plan or 5.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i know you. [...] i guess for me i ain't really used to jobs that don't feel like this

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

I know.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

if you want to leave though you should leave. don't stay where you're gonna be scared just cause i'm here.

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm not scared, I just don't love the idea of dying for the government.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

fine then don't stay where you're unhappy. you don't wanna work for the gov, don't work for the gov.

8/31

[loudon lou 🌱]

[...]

Sorry I said anything. Bye.

8/31

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] i'm not MAD at you???