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so many holes of the right kinds. good for you bud.

you've got no idea i've been tryin for years

Ha ha. Thank you.

Well, then it seems like maybe he's unpissoffable where you're concerned.

living together's gonna give me a thousand new ways to try though.

It's too late. He's down bad.

it's like you don't believe in me?!

I believe you're the best ever and can do no wrong?

is it SO WRONG to wanna see if i can piss off the guy who loves me

Edited Date: 2023-08-17 12:08 am (UTC)

Just take that nice wine and put ice cubes in it in front of him, or something.

[...] i might be able to work with this one

Let me know how it goes.

ok but to be clear i don't actually want to piss him off

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and it's good wine. i can tell cause i know wine stuff now. mostly cause the label's so french, that's how you know

It had better be good. The French guy told me to buy it.

YOU BOUGHT ME BOOTY WINE

Well who else was I supposed to ask?? The store guy???

no i'm HONORED

Okay GOOD, because if he's as knowledgeable about wine as he is about other stuff, then it oughta be a banger.

banger

I was at the club.

idk what you're talkin about but keep going cause i like it so far

You know what? Nevermind.

come back 🙁 i just said banger cause you called the wine a banger n you banged the guy

[...] Also a banger is a sausage, so there's another one for your list.

n bangers's that bar ru n i go to i provincetown. it's the word that keeps on givin

It's magical ✨

speakin of magical. how you been.

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