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DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

YOU BOUGHT ME BOOTY WINE

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

Well who else was I supposed to ask?? The store guy???

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

no i'm HONORED

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

Okay GOOD, because if he's as knowledgeable about wine as he is about other stuff, then it oughta be a banger.

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

banger

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

I was at the club.

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

idk what you're talkin about but keep going cause i like it so far

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

You know what? Nevermind.

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

come back 🙁 i just said banger cause you called the wine a banger n you banged the guy

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

[...] Also a banger is a sausage, so there's another one for your list.

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

n bangers's that bar ru n i go to i provincetown. it's the word that keeps on givin

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

It's magical ✨

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

speakin of magical. how you been.

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

Like, in general?

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

yeah? i been all over the place lately. time i checked in

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm better now that I don't have to stress out about exams? All good.

How are you feeling?

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

and you're not allowed to stress about em ever again prof fuckin smartypants

fine.

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

As long as I keep busy at all times, I won't!

Like, actually fine? Or is this like, a passive-aggressive 'fine'?

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

oh. sustainable.

what why would i be passive-aggressive about it

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

I can get really into Wordle again or something.

I dunno. It's hard to read tone over text.

DM, 8/16

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

how d'you get real into something that only happens once a day, that's like your whole brand bein [...] flossing.

i'm actually fine all systems go nothin to report

DM, 8/16

[loudon lou 🌱]

That's true. Hmmm, maybe I'll go join a bowling league. Or a knitting circle. Or get really into The Sims.

Okay, good!