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DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i'd be ✨honored✨ n ✨on my best behavior✨. are you doing both nights? or just the preview one

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Thinking just the preview one.

And wow, your best behavior.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok i'll find another time to talk about gettin you out of your suspenders

the bar's not that low!!

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

How would that conversation go? Hypothetically

And you and I both know there's best behavior and ✨best behavior✨

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

it's more effective in person cause i'd make all the pull-n-snap gestures.

one of those's only an option when i'm on the menu

DM, 2/8 (backdated) (maybe nsfw)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

See I was sort of hoping you could be all three courses on the second night*


(*not at the restaurant)

DM, 2/8 (backdated) (maybe nsfw)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

(yeah let's not net lifetime bans on day 1 [...] -1) how would that convo go. hypothetically.

DM, 2/8 (backdated) (maybe nsfw)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Actually I've been told it's more effective in person.

DM, 2/8 (backdated) (maybe nsfw)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

"get a boyfriend who listens" they said. "you won't regret it" they said. 🙄

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

“You won’t regret it,” he promises.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i trust you, darlin.


hey did you know that some fancy meals have way more than 3 courses? neat fact right??

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Love an amuse-bouche.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're gonna love the hell out of this one.

can i do a topic swerve for a sec

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Swerve away.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

thanks. can i burn the colchester b&b as a romantic getaway spot for us? for a good cause.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Ouch. If you must.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

we're gonna pose as newlyweds to see what we can find out about ernestine's dad before he went missin. ain't a MUST but it's like [...] some kind of priority

there's more cute ones if we head south to charlotte or hinesburg. promise.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Goodbye, Colchester b&b. You served us well.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

we can pour one out in its honor.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

We can and should.

Don’t head off until I see you both warming up for your little piece of newlywed role play. Want to see that chemistry!

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

shit i wouldn't dream of it, i'm gonna make such a cute husband. and it won't be til at least next week so i'm takin suggestions for our romantic backstory, so far i'm thinking either childhood sweethearts who lost touch when he went off to college n reconnected at our high school reunion when we both got crowned reunion kings or a classic 2023 tale where i was a fan who slid into his DMs and wooed him with my passions for astrophysics and toning my abs. what d'you think

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

#1, no question.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

did picturing me in a crown do it for you.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

That and it’s the high school experience I never had, so it’s ticking a lot of boxes.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i thought you graduated?? like you did college n everything.