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DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Goodbye, Colchester b&b. You served us well.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

we can pour one out in its honor.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

We can and should.

Don’t head off until I see you both warming up for your little piece of newlywed role play. Want to see that chemistry!

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

shit i wouldn't dream of it, i'm gonna make such a cute husband. and it won't be til at least next week so i'm takin suggestions for our romantic backstory, so far i'm thinking either childhood sweethearts who lost touch when he went off to college n reconnected at our high school reunion when we both got crowned reunion kings or a classic 2023 tale where i was a fan who slid into his DMs and wooed him with my passions for astrophysics and toning my abs. what d'you think

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

#1, no question.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

did picturing me in a crown do it for you.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

That and it’s the high school experience I never had, so it’s ticking a lot of boxes.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i thought you graduated?? like you did college n everything.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

More the sweethearts thing.

DM, 2/8 (backdated)

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

aw well now you can live vicariously through ✨me✨. what were you like back then?

my folks were sweethearts and while there's nothin a kid loves more than hearing about how his parents'd skip history for pizza hut dates, i don't think basing aug n me on them'll do us any good.