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See I was sort of hoping you could be all three courses on the second night*

(*not at the restaurant)

(yeah let's not net lifetime bans on day 1 [...] -1) how would that convo go. hypothetically.

Actually I've been told it's more effective in person.

"get a boyfriend who listens" they said. "you won't regret it" they said. 🙄

Edited Date: 2023-08-07 12:11 am (UTC)

“You won’t regret it,” he promises.

i trust you, darlin.

hey did you know that some fancy meals have way more than 3 courses? neat fact right??

Edited Date: 2023-08-07 10:08 am (UTC)

Love an amuse-bouche.

you're gonna love the hell out of this one.

can i do a topic swerve for a sec

Swerve away.

thanks. can i burn the colchester b&b as a romantic getaway spot for us? for a good cause.

Edited (link ooc) Date: 2023-08-07 10:54 am (UTC)

Ouch. If you must.

we're gonna pose as newlyweds to see what we can find out about ernestine's dad before he went missin. ain't a MUST but it's like [...] some kind of priority

there's more cute ones if we head south to charlotte or hinesburg. promise.

Goodbye, Colchester b&b. You served us well.

we can pour one out in its honor.

We can and should.

Don’t head off until I see you both warming up for your little piece of newlywed role play. Want to see that chemistry!

shit i wouldn't dream of it, i'm gonna make such a cute husband. and it won't be til at least next week so i'm takin suggestions for our romantic backstory, so far i'm thinking either childhood sweethearts who lost touch when he went off to college n reconnected at our high school reunion when we both got crowned reunion kings or a classic 2023 tale where i was a fan who slid into his DMs and wooed him with my passions for astrophysics and toning my abs. what d'you think

#1, no question.

did picturing me in a crown do it for you.

That and it’s the high school experience I never had, so it’s ticking a lot of boxes.

i thought you graduated?? like you did college n everything.

More the sweethearts thing.

aw well now you can live vicariously through ✨me✨. what were you like back then?

my folks were sweethearts and while there's nothin a kid loves more than hearing about how his parents'd skip history for pizza hut dates, i don't think basing aug n me on them'll do us any good.

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