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just you home safe with a brain full of new knowledge n a phone full of hot docs' numbers. please

I can probably accomplish one or two of those.

If giant anything attacks the station, please tell everyone not to do anything stupid on my behalf.

all 3, just use those leaderly overachiever instincts of yours.

they'll do it on their own behalfves

I hope they find my weird accented French charming instead of egregious.

Well then, just have fun. I'll be back soon.

isn't that their french anyways???

are you gonna be back in time for the volleyball thing cause idk if i can live out my erotic top gun fantasies without you.

Edited (pleading for suspension of disbelief in case this gets announced IC later this week kjgnjsk) Date: 2023-08-14 04:13 pm (UTC)

Yeah, but they're still judgy about it??

Hell yeah, boo. Wouldn't dream of leaving you hanging. I should be back Wednesday.

they're FRENCH!!!!!

ok good thanks. d'you need anything?? i can look after potato or water plants or whatever

You're right, it makes them hotter somehow.

I'm good! They're all watered and Potato has everything he needs, but thank you. I still appreciate it.

how'm i gonna get my gold star for helping if i cant help!!

Okay, you're right. Can you please check in on them for me and make sure Potato isn't throwing any wild parties?

yeah you've got it, i'll help potato throw some real ragers

i can install a stripper pole in your living room, right

Yes to both.

sick this is gonna be the best party pad enodia's ever seen. time to order some LEDs.

Edited Date: 2023-08-14 05:13 pm (UTC)

I know you're joking but I just shuddered.

give in to lookin like one of those zoomer influencers. maybe it's your new ✨era✨

On second thought, I'm gonna go live in the woods.

you'd wear it good. [...] um UM [...] about that [...] got a question for you ~~about th~~

Yeah, what's up?

if me n you were still neighbors but not the wall-sharing kind would that be ok

[...] Yeah, of course? Why wouldn't it be? ~~Did I~~

cause sometimes i go knockaknockaknock on my wall n i get a rattatatat back and maybe you'd miss it too much if i wasn't on the other side anymore to do that with you. and stuff like that.

Are you still going to live at the station?

yeah!!! just me and ru were talking about maybe
[...]
he keeps losing shirts at mine and y'all know how much he loves lil shirts. making sure he can't lose em anymore's the reasonable n caring thing to do, i'd be looking out for his [...] blood pressure.

Ohhhhhh! That sounds really nice. I'm happy for y'all.

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