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DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're gonna be FINE

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm so stressed out that I'm seeing the ghosts of exes past!!!

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

no bro they're just both explorers cause god hates me

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

I mean mine!!!! Am I having a stroke???

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] the fuck's dorkins doin here??????

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

Oh, not him. Thank fuck!

I saw Darcy—you know, the smug one? Fancy doctor? Like 7 feet tall?—and he was like, "Good luck". What the fuck??

Re: DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] no. that's a snake lady. darcy might've been a snake but he ain't a SNAKE snake

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

No, it wasn't her.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

but the comm doesn't even sell caviar. or souls.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

I feel like I've been cursed by an apparition and now I'm gonna fuck everything up even worse than last time.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] ok but is he still hot or

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

[...] YES! GODDAMN IT!!

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

like the same o what if you tried to stick it to the apparition and do so well

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

What if I flunk the written part 'cause I'm thinking of climbing him like a tree???

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

rub one out before you go in. it's what i[...]'d do.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

[...] I mean, that's [...] a possibility.

But on the other hand, if I think too much about him going "HMMM" in that judgy way of his, I'm gonna second-guess everything I do. I'm cursed either way???

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

like he knows shit about what we do here??????? fat fuckin chance.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

[...] Do you think I actually saw him or do you think he's like, my anxiety manifesting as a guy that makes me anxious???

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

that's not a bad take on it. go for that one. if you're wrong then you can like deal with it later when it's not gonna throw you for 100 loops.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

Okay smartypants, I'm gonna take your advice but if I start seeing anything else I'm going to the ER.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

[...] yeah. like sure our milkshakes'd bring all the boys to the yard but if there's something off in that beautiful noggin of yours we're definitely gettin it checked out.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

Knew I could count on you, boo.

If I see Dorkins, however, I might scream. I don't need this shit.

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i got you 😘

he's not gonna show. just focus on evals cause if it's pointless to stress about shit you can't control

DM - 8/8, during evals

[loudon lou 🌱]

Thank you 😘

How 'bout you? How are you doing? You feelin' good?

DM - 8/8, during evals

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

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