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dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

there's too gd many of y'all. want company?

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

do you think if i petitioned to get them to stop accepting lbjef alums they would do it

company like hanging out while i figure out what i wanna bring on an impromptu vacation or company like you wanna come along too
either's fine but i'm seriously wondering why we came back if you're ready for a vacation already too

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

nah. they need a steady stream of dumbasses to keep this place running.

idk either just whatever you need

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

there is no better place to get dumbasses from, i suppose

i feel like it might actually be immoral to try and separate you from lou, actually, but feel free to come hang out here while i pack my shit up

we can have dinner before i head out or something?

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

we lived apart for [...] a whole bunch of years. believe it or not. but ok i can cook while you pack?? d'you need any actual material shit

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

ok but i don't want lou to be alone with whatever's going on with him
sounds fake but ok

i'm good on material shit but i won't say no to one homecooked meal

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok. i can cook and send you off and then like [...] throw a noodle party. when're you comin back

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

thanks man

probably sunday night?? unless the traffic's back somewhere
then maybe i'll back back sometime on monday

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

and you're good to drive that much?

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

yes dad

if i get too tired or feel like i'm about to turn into something other than a person i'll pull over until it's all good and then grab a room in the closest town

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

and don't talk to strangers and don't eat after midnight. [...] does lou know?

dm [5/24]

[nolisentire mouse]

[...]

when did i become gizmo

yeah, lou dropped the keys off earlier and he's gonna help keep ray & pete alive while i'm out

dm [5/24]

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you always were oh no

ok. cool. noodle party's gonna be a noodle rager now.