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DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

every collared shirt i own's waitin for its moment to strangle me. i'm covering my bases.

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Knowing that formal-ish wear is your nemesis, I'm fully prepared to administer CPR if the collars rise up.

(Not an ask for you to pop your collar, FYI.)

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

ok [...] ok you're gonna need your passport and a like [...] y'know. wine list restaurant kinda shirt or jacket deal.

(wtf i'm not from connecticut. d'you think my name's LACHLAN or KEATON??????)

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

See, now I don't even want to go out. I want to pre-emptively study the wine list.

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

too bad you've gotta go make sure taby doesn't jump off anymore roofs.

is you vetting the wine a thing i should be takin into account when i look for restaurants?? like in general, since you keep that spreadsheet locked down tighter than a vegas casino on fight day

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Flattered you think I could stop them.

And no, me being a snob about wine is a flaw and I’m working on it. Don’t let it influence anything!

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

it's not a flaw?????????? it's HOT

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

You just want access to the spreadsheet.

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

only a lil. moreso it's that you're so fuckin picky about everything, you picking me's like. holy shit bro. he must think i'm really somethin.

Re: DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Yeah I don’t think you get how on the fence I am about the crocs.

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

love me love my c

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

they're actually real helpful for figuring out how much of my bullshit a guy's gonna put up with.

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Put me down for 'a lot'.

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

✅ understatement??? we've hung out in the space between with me in crocs, afraid to say you're a goner.

anyways keep being a wine snob. i might give you shit for it but i like it. for your sake though i won't say where i'm taking you this time

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

🤝

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

or we can stay in and demolish a $25 box of moscato 🙂

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

Look at that, it’s time to prep for my trip out.

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

aw shucks 🙂🙂🙂 i know you're gonna anyways but be safe, nab some cool birds. and if you want to find me when you're back then you should but if you break any ribs you'd better come FROM med

DM 19/7

[kobalt rufus kearney, fancy]

If Yes sir.

DM 19/7

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

don't call me that it'll go to my head