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Don't look at your crime stuff, got it.

Oh, that's good. I can check in her too, if you want? But I'm not gonna message you and bug you while you're all Living In The Moment and shit.

Did you have a good time last night?

oh nah it's just like dildos and whatever. but that's ok mouse offered too. idk if i'll have service a lot? we're goin kinda far. [...] kinda real far

☺️ i sure did but did you?????

Yeah, I know what you meant, I was just kidding. Far sounds good! Get away from here, forget about work for awhile!

It was fine! I feel fine. Nothing exciting to report.

crime stuff's in the kitchen where folks'd least expect it. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

you met new ryan yet

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I'll take it to my grave.

Yeah, but I don't think he likes me very much. Why? Did you two hit it off?

OUR grave, you ain't goin without me. [...] unless i die this week i guess

nah we haven't really talked a lot but are you sure he doesn't like you or are you just saying that cause it's what you always assume.

Please don't. Unless you want me to die of a broken heart.

I don't know, I feel like I was like, inadvertently rude to him, maybe? Like here? Why?

i'm not trying to there's just cliffs and stuff!!!!

maybe he really likes the word Interesting. anyways i was gonna say maybe you should try n hit on him

And you know all the cliff stuff already because I've been blabbing at you about it for the past 15 years. You got this.

[...] Why? I mean, he's cute and all but I feel like we've already established that me hitting on anyone at the station is a bad idea.

oh yeah it's got nothing to do with growing up with the bighorns in my backyard or working em or doin search n rescue or anything else. your lectures are also cute and helpful though it's always good reminders baby.

idk i think you might need to get laid when you keep thinking about it like relationships.

I was kidding, jeez. I know you know what you're doing.

My dick has the opposite of the Midas touch. I just ruin everything. Why are we even talking about this? I don't wanna talk about me. Let's talk about how great your trip is going to be.

fine!!! we won't talk about your perfect dick even though it's probably actually perfect! [...] and sorry. we're going a bunch of times farther than i've ever traveled and maybe i'm catching myself freak out in lil bits. i know it'll be fine but my brain's like "nah"

apparently before i fell asleep last night i googled "what's bad manners in first class" and "is anything illegal in first class" [...] but with way worse typing

Yeah, it'll do that. Your brain's just excited. But it'll be fine, and Rufus knows lots, so between the two of you, ain't nothin' y'all can't handle.

I think you can do whatever you want in first class because that's the point of first class. You're basically paying to be above the law.