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DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

Don't worry, I didn't hurt him physically or anything. Just his pride.

Re: DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're the only one who gets a pass for bullying!!

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

Awww shucks. Thanks, boo. 😘

DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

something REAL weird happened to me today

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

Yeah?

DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

i saw him in the cafeteria and i BARELY thought about fuckin???????????

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

Good!!! That's growth✨

DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

when i did it was even like "aw, fuckin... oh i do like that though. but i could be fuckin somebody else" and that was nice to think about

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

I'm proud of you. You deserve only the second-best dude (he can only be the second-best dude though because you are the actual best).

DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

yeah but you don't wanna fuck me so i'll take third

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

I don't count anyway. Hot cowboys only in this scenario.

DM - 6/29

[coulee rory fairfax, advanced gay]

you're best in the not fuckable category

DM - 6/29

[loudon lou 🌱]

Awww, thanks. I appreciate that.