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There are a lot more than 5 cows on a ranch.

quit it with your evidence

Do you think there are liminal cows? And if there were, would they make liminal milk?

liminal rodeo

That would be badass.

[...] ok actually i take that one back. i don't trust it to be anything except way less safe than a normal one.

Yeah, plus the issue of ethical treatment of the animals in it.

that one kind of goes without saying but yeah that too

You could just have regular pony rides, none of the other stuff.

sorry bro not all of us yearn for our guide days to come back

I didn't do guided pony rides.

makin sure city folk don't eat shit in the country. same difference.

You know what? Touche.