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[coulee]

threads private. blanket cw for nsfw content.

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DM: 5/31

[coulee]

i did 🙂 [...] not the tooth bit though. maybe we can just ask all of em

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

He didn't deserve you.

Maybe we can do a filter or whatever.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

ok but we barely knew each other so it's not like either of us knew much better back then.

maybe next year

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

Lesson learned, I guess. Is he the one who's way too into nu-metal?

But I wanna know now. What if I die on this next mission?

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

i don't want to talk about nu-metal.

ok then you ask and also don't die and if you do i'll just ask after???

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

Why? Are you secretly the guy who's way too into it?

That works. I think I'll bug the murder mystery guy. He seems like he wouldn't get upset if I bring up corpses.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

no i don't think any musical tastes are worth being ashamed of but like also nu-metal sucks.

lou they're scientists??? they love talkin about corpses??

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

Okay, thank goodness.

Even the math ones???

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

how many math ones do we even have

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

I don't know, how many science guys do we even have in total?

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

cute that you think i can count higher than 5

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

There are a lot more than 5 cows on a ranch.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

quit it with your evidence

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

Do you think there are liminal cows? And if there were, would they make liminal milk?

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

liminal rodeo

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

That would be badass.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

[...] ok actually i take that one back. i don't trust it to be anything except way less safe than a normal one.

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

Yeah, plus the issue of ethical treatment of the animals in it.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

that one kind of goes without saying but yeah that too

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

You could just have regular pony rides, none of the other stuff.

DM: 5/31

[coulee]

sorry bro not all of us yearn for our guide days to come back

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

I didn't do guided pony rides.

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[coulee]

makin sure city folk don't eat shit in the country. same difference.

DM: 5/31

[loudon]

You know what? Touche.